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Damon A. Gant -- The "A" Is For "Awesome"
10 May 2007 @ 07:03 pm
URGENT NEWS, EVERYBODY READ !!Collapse )
 
 
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Damon A. Gant -- The "A" Is For "Awesome"
02 May 2007 @ 08:04 pm
GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME, BUDDY? WANT TO TOUCH MY IMPRESSIVE ORGAN? CARE TO GO SWIMMING SOMETIME???

LEAVE ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE. RIGHT HERE. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
 
 
Damon A. Gant -- The "A" Is For "Awesome"
02 May 2007 @ 07:10 pm
Name: Damon Gant
Lawspace name : [.G.A.N.T.S. :: A.W.E.S.O.M.E.]
Current Location: CANDY MOUNTAIN !!! HAHAHA.
Gender: Male

Interests: Swimming, Justice, Files, Swimming, Irony, Lame Jokes, Swimming, Speedos, Waxing My Chest, When Lana Brings Me Lunch I'm Quite Interested in What She's Trying to Poison Me With HAHA JOKES!!!, Swimming, Lunch Dates I don't have to pay for, Bothering Udgey, Bothering Worthy, Bothering Manny, Interrupting People who are trying to be productive, popping caps in the asses of LAWBREAKERS!!!, Loaning People $50 (no more, no less)

Occupation: Sultan of Swing
Drink/Smoke: On Occasion / On Occasion
Marital Status: Single
Friends:
Enemies:


About Me:

MY NAME IS DAMON "AWESOME" GANT. THE AWESOME ISN'T REALLY PART OF MY NAME, BUT I FEEL I AM DESERVING OF IT. I'M A PRETTY HARDCORE DUDE. HA HA. KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR CRAZY MOON LANGUAGE. I CAN BARELY UNDERSTAND IT.

I LOVE TO SWIM. I'D SWIM MORNING, NOON, AND NIGHT IF MY SKIN DIDN'T GET ALL WRINKLED AND GROSS. WAIT, IT DOES THAT OUTSIDE THE WATER TOO. HA HA. I'M OLD.

SULTAN OF SWING IS MY TRUE CAREER, BUT I'M UNDERCOVER RIGHT NOW AS A POLICE CHIEF. SHHH, DON'T TELL ANYONE. AT LEAST, I USED TO BE ANYWAYS. MAYBE ONCE MY PAROLE IS OVER, EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL WITH ME AND THE FORCE. OUR LITTLE SECRET, INTERWEBS. I LIKE TO SWIM. SWIM, SWIM, SWIM. I CAN SHOOT LASERS FROM MY EYES, BUT THEY TAKE A WHILE TO CHARGE SO I TEND TO STARE INTO YOU AND DEVOUR YOUR SOUL (JOKE!!)

I TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE LOWER CASE LETTERS ARE FOR IDIOTS. LIKE GUMSHOE. I'M AN IMPORTANT MAN, SO I LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS OH GOD BOLD TAG, HOW DO I CLOSE YOU???

OH WELL I LOOK FORWARD TO MUCH NETWORKING HERE. BOLD NETWORKING, BECAUSE I STILL HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CLOSE THAT TAG. I'LL HAVE TO GET SOMEONE TO TEACH ME THIS CRAZY COMPUTER LANGUAGE, I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IT WORKS. NOT BECAUSE I'M OLD THOUGH, IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLISSFULLY IGNORANT.